Wacky Global Warming News: Record Cold in Florida

That wacky Global Warming thing...it's a hoax. It's a lie. The "science" is faulty and the scientists are apparently incompetent or liars. News continues to pour in about scientists who have rigged reports, weather monitoring stations in cold areas being left out of statistics, computer models rigged to give warmer predictions, and more. Additionally, even non-scientists like me realize that for the Global Warming theory to be true then the weather must be consistently warmer on average everywhere on the planet all of the time. While that doesn't mean it can't get cold in the winter it does mean that we shouldn't be experiencing record cold anywhere. So, why are we experiencing record cold snaps in places like Florida? The latest record cold snap in Florida resulted in lots of dead fish.