US Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today that it has formed a new elite unit - US Redneck Special Forces - from East Texas. The elite warriors will be sent to Afghanistan and given ONLY this info about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There's no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They hate beer, pickups, country music, & Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon's top Generals expect the war to be over next week.